A Curmudgeon’s Guide to All Things Awesome.

I confess. I’ve got a thing about this word “awesome.” It is abused, overused, misused, folded, spindled, mutilated, and beaten to death! The traditional definition is, according to dictionary.com, “inspiring an overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, or fear.” I might add that awesome implies something mysterious, breathtaking, otherworldly, difficult to imagine and beyond comprehension.

Of course, it is now used as slang for anything that is impressive, or kinda sorta impressive….or something we are too lazy to describe using other words. It has become the default adjective when so many other words would be more appropriate: interesting, attractive, lucky, serendipitous, intriguing, entertaining, and so on.

In the spirit of saving a majestic word from its dumbing-down, I would like to offer up my user’s guide on what does and does not constitute awesome.

Man’s ability to learn language and form words = awesome.
Jenny’s new tongue piercing = not so awesome.

The invention of the wheel = awesome.
Tim’s new set of roller blades = not so awesome.

The complexity of our economic system = awesome.
Finding a quarter in the cushions of the couch = not so awesome.

The power and grandeur of our sun to nourish life = awesome.
Sue’s bronzed look from being half-baked at a tanning salon = not so awesome.

The intricacy of a spider’s web = awesome.
Custom settings on my web browser = not so awesome.

The Diary of Anne Frank = awesome.
The comings and goings of the Kardashian family = not so awesome.

The United States Constitution = awesome.
This blog post = not so awesome.


About boblongwordsguy

I'm living the life in Michigan City, Indiana. Presently seeking a full-time position in marketing communications. Also play keyboards in a classic rock band, the Boogie Men.
This entry was posted in Interpersonal Communications, Word usage and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s